Lorna – ” I was on my way home from work one evening and I was driving my mums newly windscreened red Nissan Pulsar leisurely down the Wooyung Rd and you wouldn’t believe it, a huge cow in the middle of the road just looking at me. I had no choice, nowhere to go, couldn’t swerve around it as it took up the whole road and I hit it. So I made the police go search for it as I was concerned it was injured but also I wasn’t insured. The cow rolled over the bonnet and the windscreen was concaved but still together. The policeman said ‘How lucky are you! cant believe it didn’t come trough the windscreen!” “Well I said, my mum just hit a duck a week ago so just had the windscreen replaced. We never found the cow with red paint on it and no farmer owned up. So I rang an old friend of mine, Tony who I use to cut hair for and all he has to replace it is a red Barina and I said I’ll take it.”