” I’ve had my truck for 14 years and I’ve renovated it twice. When I was given it, it came with the name Albert and on the first restoration I put in red velvet sunshades with leopard print trim and I decided Albert was a little bit gay. So when I restored it the second time, the spare truck was called Albertina and I realised I was putting Albertinas body onto Albert so it’s actually had gender reassignment surgery so she’s called Alberta now”